Ed Sheeran's Toes were very important parts of his body. He would speak out about his toes, often, before concerts, saying "hey guys, welcome to my concert! My little toes are wriggling in excitement!" He would frequently post images to social media of his toes, often with captions such as "They're wiggling! Hnngh!" and "OOwaaaaaa Me Toesies ><" His toes suffered a massive loss, of their lives. In 2015, through unknown means and for unknown reasons, all 13 of his toes, one day, disappeared. Only Ed Sheeran knows, however his ex spouse has come out and said "ya i stole his toes lol". They broke up after that unfortunate event. The same ex spouse was later known for the flesh stealing incident of 2017, and there are multiple warrants for their arrest. Ed Sheeran Sucks Toes He Sucks Em He Sucks Toes He Sucks Toes Ed Sheeran Sucks Toes Because He Misses What He Once Had Toes by the baker's dozen Toes by the Pound Toes Toes Toes Ed Sheeran Sucked Komaeda's Toes Ed Sheeran Will Suck Anyone's Toes His Body Flexes His Toes A-Wrigglin' If Only He Had Them Ed Sheeran, being very close to his toes, had actually named all 13 of them. Their names were, as follows: 1. hoogogougughuhugh Flesh Eater 2. Reaper Of The Darkness And Of The Souls Condemned To Hell 3. The One Who Holds Judgement 4. hot dog 5. Judas Baby 6. Six, Like The Number Of Ed Sheeran's (REDACTED) 7. He Who Watches As The World Is Engulfed In Flame For The Final Time 8. hehe 8 9. awooooWOOWOOOWOoo Pengy 10. god 11. Macklemaeda, Son Of The Chosen Ones, Macklemore And Komaeda 12. The Most Powerful Being Who Shall Smite Us All When The Time Comes 13. number 13 burger king toes the last thing you want in your burger king toes is no toes

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