Discuss Your Political Philosophy/Ideology

Here's the abridged version of it; I am a Conservative Extremist. If you piss me off, I'll throw a bible at you and defend the hell out of your gun rights. In all seriousness though, I'm a hardcore conservative that believes the government has no place in my personal life, aside from what is absolutely necessary. I don't think illegal immigrants need to be booted out completely, but they can't be here and not give their fair share. I believe this could be remedied by a path to citizenship, rather than a card that says they can be here with citizen privileges without the hassle of being a citizen. I believe abortion is a dumb idea that is never safe for anyone and causes more problems than solving any. Guns should be around for protection, and people dumb enough to think otherwise are the ones who get shot. If someone is dumb enough to think they are above the rules, they're the ones who get shot first. FLAME SHIELDS ACTIVATED!