Continuous Ad-lib Epic Story

Rules: One main character: A 22 year old guy named Bilroy will be the reference point for all new-comers posting. Progression of time ruling: Just act like this all occurs in his same year of whatevers going down. (Don't use the "a year has passed" deal.) Also,Bilroy cannot die in this story. You do not have to keep track of all the previous posts, just the person above you. Contribute 1 to 2 sentences in your single post to "progress" the story by adding events or whatever you want(advice: be as random as you want). By the end of all this, it will have become the most epic story of all time(or the biggest clusterf***). Comment: One appeal is we all get to be Co-authors. Also, with everyone's input, I've noticed that everyone puts a lil bit of their own personality into their writing. I'll start off myself to give yall an example: Bilroy just got off work at 5pm and walked into a bar.

Bilroy responds: Give me an abomination! Meanwhile there is a commotion happening in the back of the bar between some punks and a couple of ladies

Bilroy turns to look at the punks. One of the ladies gives him a dirty look right as the Bartender is handing him his drink.

One of ladies=Margaret: Hey big boy, wanna leave this dump? -Bilroy leaves with Margaret ignoring everyone else- Bilroy: Names Bilroy, not big boy. -drink ignored too (r.i.p.)-

The drink was not happy that Bilroy ignored it. As Bilroy walks out with Margaret, the drink begins its plans of vengeance with the opening theme to Batman The Animated Series playing on the TV in the background.

The Drink ofcourse, was one the nickname of one of the punks earned due to him "drinking up" anything put in front of him hearsay or liquid alike. He wasn't bright a fellow so his plan of action (inspired by Batman) was to confront Bilroy and the lady in the dark alleyway that lay before the seedy bars doors with a broken bottle in tow.

Bilroy performed a somersault kick to knock the bottle out of "The Drink's" hand and knock him on his azz. He realized he learned this skill after watching "Enter The Bragon" starring Deuce Pee