Sum up your first sexual experience with an animated gif

i see well my first time wasnt much better i kinda just got used so yeah anyway cheers for a better future and happy ending for everyone xD

@Fran I agree! I will toast to that. To better love experiences in the future! ^_^ https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/baba3ff6d38276bce8cc197af3f9b4b69a3d758e471cb3c3ff4a44a785916501.gif

To briefly explain my previous post: Basically I was at a private house party of one of my high school classmates, just taking a break from the noise watching the city out of the window with a glass of Bourbon. Then 2 drunk af fellas come up to me, 1 girl and 1 guy(he was gay) and go like SUUUUUUUUUP BAAAAAABEEEE <33333 Aaaand both proceed to throw away all of their clothing in front of me... So to put it in the most graceful way possible... I was like: OH **** HELL NO!!! And tactically esc- *ehem* retreated out of the window(no I wasn't kidding with that last gif, thank goodness for that little bit of my time in life that I dedicated to parkour >_>)... Then people wonder why I'm single and never hang out with or talk to anyone anymore... http://i.imgur.com/LV34lob.jpg

@Lunatic Of Strife I hope the window was open when you jumped out, if not.... ouch, nice save though escaping those two, and people probably think you are the one that is crazy. I hope you get a better offer next time from someone special. That is pretty cool that you were into Parkour! That almost makes you a ninja. https://k60.kn3.net/taringa/2/0/7/1/3/7/sombrajosue/632.gif https://33.media.tumblr.com/9a79930193ce20d7eb1239890e1280cd/tumblr_nsh9f9jCNw1uy8gcwo1_500.gif http://66.media.tumblr.com/c4ba2b564491c017a2c646fa2b306907/tumblr_o4sub6VfYw1vpjb9ho7_500.gif

Wow you guys have all the crazy experiences. Wish crazy things could happen to me. I put the spongebob gif up because nothing sexual ever happens XD

I don't think I actually described my first time. Well, I'm nice and buzzed so let's do it! I went to junior prom with my girlfriend at the time. Went out to a fancy dinner first. https://media.giphy.com/media/d1FL0wETMiCrqw7K/giphy.gif After dancing for awhile we found a quiet room away from the dance floor/party area. Found an empty classroom on the 2nd floor. From there on, it went a little like... https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlzeCF9lgHSzmdq/giphy.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt3mXgNW7Q4Z65q/giphy.gif Got back to the dance when it was ending. Sadly her dad worked as a custodian at our school, and he was working that night so he insisted on taking her home. I waited with her until her dad got done with clean-up. Though when I got home I got a text from her, so I felt like... https://media.giphy.com/media/l0Hlwi4FFCR1IBNHq/giphy.gif Now I'm just all... https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ZtcRA1HwwpTSxbO/giphy.gif

This video will explain everything. http://youtu.be/lA__rwBKzSw