Random thoughts...

You know that feeling when you already ate a considerable amount of sweets but than someone enters the room and puts right before u some kind of a dessert u totally love? Now tell me pls why my belly hurts...

Ahh the sweet delectable allure of sweets. You think to yourself a little won't hurt then next thing you know it's all gone and you have a tummy ache.

Did I just eat a small tub of red velvet ice cream by myself without realizing it? Yes. Do I regret it? Only slightly because I have no more.

Ring! Ring! Ring! Me: *looks at phone* Ugh, not dis annoying brat *answers phone* Lil sister: I need a ride come pick me up. I'm at such and such place Me: What? Who is this? Lil sister: Stop playing dumb. You know who this is. Now come pick me up Me: Why? I don't even like you! Lil sister: Stop being an ass and come and get me Me: Alright, but your not my boss Lil sister: I just bossed you to come and pick me up soooo... *She hangs up* Me: Grrrrr! You Lil shit! Left me hanging on phone! Alright, I'll get you back Siblings can be annoying lil shits sometimes, I’m one to talk Lol https://c.tenor.com/wOCOTBGZJyEAAAAC/chikku-neesan-girl-hit-wall.gif

2 ladies started arguing while i was grocery shopping after one of them thought the other called me fat. They are both from a country in asia so their english is pretty bad. One of them started saying " you should be ashamed he understood me, but we are from the same country and you cant understand. Reminds me of my husband we have been married 50 years and he still cant understand me" it made me laugh, i felt like i needed that. Today has been pretty shitty.