Random thoughts...

there was a scorpion and bat on a plane recently >w>/ i demand to be able to bring my emotional support python onto a plane with me damn it!

Hey I don't like to get hurt mkayy??? OWO... and if I get hurt I fight back... and since I don't wanna hurt dat weird thing I run mkaayyy??? OWO

but most animals are more scared of you than you are of them! that or dont give a shit pretty easy to see when a snake is gonna nom you, they make an S shape with their upper bodies as a warning >w>/ wait was that salamander in your house? it wasnt just a gif :o?!?!??!

Hey GD look at the positives. Since you're into pegging and stuff, a Boa Constrictor would be really nice for you. They're really good at choking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

no it was a gif but yeah i would ask myself what to do in that moment.... a big python is a nonono... sure i know how they act when they wanna attack but why risk it better get out of the way and call the animal police to handle this lol

GD, the only snake you should reasonably fear when close are those snakes in Indonesia that are capable of devouring full-grown men.