Things that nobody wants to hear

Maya's like: http://teampwnicorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Fishing-For-Compliments.png

@Panda it's peach haha and thanks~ @Sanfi Depends And pls @Beherit No, I'm encouraging people.Freaking people thinking I'm using back psychology smh

A wowan who works in the shop walks up to me and says: "If you need anything, my name is Sarah." I can only think to myself:"My God! I've never met a woman with a conditional identity before!"

dude lady at the cellphone store came up to me and asked if i needed anything too and she started helping me with stuff i think she liked me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Panda Mine was a cleverly constructed joke. Yours was a forever alone joke -_- Also, it was not cleverly constructed by me, but that's irrelevant right now!