What's your secret Fetish?

Wife: "Honey, you want to go out bowling or just stay in tonight?" Husband: "Sticking my fingers in tiny holes that millions of sweaty, nasty guys have put their disgusting, fat fingers in? No thank you! So... let's go bowling, shall we?" From a Belgian comedian XD

mariahaise @mariahaise commented on What's your secret Fetish?

mariahaise @mariahaise

Jan 04, 17 at 9:06am

Maybe, Sanfi, I could take revenge drugging you or something of the sort :D http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9-NvBuegWyM/U7spzBTKdII/AAAAAAAAP-c/MVV5m6xAJa4/s1600/Screenshot_2014-07-07-19-07-32_1.jpg

Lamby @momoichi commented on What's your secret Fetish?

Lamby @momoichi

Jan 04, 17 at 9:07am

"I bought my girlfriend a mood ring When shes happy, it's blue When shes mad, it leans a red mark on my face."

Lisanthur @sanfi commented on What's your secret Fetish?

Lisanthur @sanfi

Jan 04, 17 at 9:09am

@Maria Well, I have rather high tollerence for narcotics, but if you get me under, I gave you permission to do any (reasonable) sexual act with me you want (as long as it isn't visible after, so no cuts in the face or whatever). Also, it wouldn't be that gratifying for you if you needed to drug me, would it?

Lamby @momoichi commented on What's your secret Fetish?

Lamby @momoichi

Jan 04, 17 at 9:09am

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... "AHH!! THERE ARE SO MANY ENEMIES! WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM!?"

Lisanthur @sanfi commented on What's your secret Fetish?

Lisanthur @sanfi

Jan 04, 17 at 9:10am

@Maria Why would you be out for revenge anyway? I was walking away, but you wasn't having any of that. You intellectual insult was a cry for more and you know it ~.^

mariahaise @mariahaise commented on What's your secret Fetish?

mariahaise @mariahaise

Jan 04, 17 at 9:11am

It would if you are immobilized afterwards. http://images2.backpage.com/imager/u/large/203039003/Brian_2.jpg no cry for more ew your face.

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