Something that you hate?

My neighbors hoe ass dog is pissing on my favorite scratching tree, SHIT https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9F9puh98Euk/T-T1x5v0wcI/AAAAAAAAAAk/KTD6jwMfz14/s1600/shutterstock_7248841_catwindow.jpg

https://youtu.be/H9vW1XnWKWw Sure thing Slim! While you're at it, can I get an autograph on this napkin? I'm your biggest fan, just sign it to Stan. @a1ephy

The thing I hate most about suicide is that people are so quick to leave earth that they always leave behind their luggage. I keep wanting to tell them I've ran out of storage space to save all their belongings. Maybe it's all just dead weight, but I can't bring myself to throw away perfectly good memories. Hopefully one day they'll come back and help me clear out the clutter or give me a PO Box in the afterlife I can forward all the junk mail in their name I keep receiving, haha!

Carelessly bulldozing employees being like, "Clock out! God dang get another job! I don’t care what you have, I don’t care if you have high or low IQ. I don't care about your medical condition. I want the job done like this, and only like this."