For a million dollars would you?

Absolutely. And when I won I know exactly where I'd hang the gold medal~ For a million dollars would you sleep on a rose bush instead of your bed every night for a year?

For the sweet smell and sound of bugs chippering? sure will! Would be forced to get that much better at meditating. For a million dollars, would you eat barbecue wings for every breakfast and not clean your hands and face in any way until the day is over?

Gonna have to say no to that. A little too disgusting for me. For a million dollars, would you let the world think you has sex with a goat even though you didn't actually do it?