Maiotaku members fanfiction

OMG I should be worried for the two of u... least my stories are nice

Shrek woke up and found sunflower lying her head on his chest "what are you doing in my swamp?" He yelled "shrek senpai i cane here to see you....i love you so much, i saved myself for you. I vowed to love no one but shrek senpai" she said. He pushed her off "listen i cant do it...girls are like onions they have too many layer" said shrek sunflower unbuttoned her shirt "i want you to inspect each one of my layers senpai" she said and he tunred around "i dont think you can handle my maximum ogre drive...its too much for you, your but a wee flower" he said "im not as innocent as you think senpai...i watch BL for a living" sunflower pounced on him "it will be ogre soon"

I am gonna kill u panda I HATE U SO MUCH RIGHT NOW