Corruption

Awww! :( Granted, now you have a toothache I wish I was there to take care of you!

That still would suck. Granted! Then every one of your friends on here is gonna be bugging you to death. I wish it could stay 25 degrees outside with snow for years.

It's a price I'd gladly pay! Granted, then it would make leaving your house difficult every day and you would be afraid to drive all the time... I wish my dinner would be done already!

They are gonna have so much fun with this. And I hate driving anyways. Granted. It's a microwave dinner... I wish I had an ample supply of green tea.

Granted, it is generic black tea died green... I wish I was a better cook. (And Pika wouldn't still be better)

Granted. But I am not giving you my recipes. I wish I had a grimpoteuthis! Look up, Mr Know-it-all!

granted but idk what that is and im too lazy to look up i wish i had an endless supply of ice cream i didnt have to pay for and no one ate it spit in it or did anything to it...and it didnt melt or spoil

Nope, I want you to tell me about it! Granted, I just steal it all the time! I wish I had more vibrant green eyes.

Fineeeee. Granted, but I have already have green eyes and mine are prettier. I wish I had a mini sub I can take to the bottom of the ocean. Don't make a squid eat me.

Granted, the giant squid eats you of it's own accord.... I wish I lived on Tatooine!