Corruption

Granted, but you'd be the first to get arrested and thrown in jail. And granted to you too, yaasshat. Don't know what to say though... I wish I lived in a giant tree house.

Granted, there are a lot of insects cuz it's a tree. I wish I was an really gross looking alien!

Its that easy, my friend. :) Granted, Also, lighting hits the treehouse, burning it down. I wish I didnt have bills...ever.

No more insects please. Granted, but it's only in a virtual world you don't have to pay. I wish I could have a snowball fight now.

Granted, i'd so win that fight! I wish you knew how to play chess!

Granted, but I'd never wanna play you because you'd always win. I wish that sometimes life was a bit easier and kinder.

Granted, then you'd take everything for granted. I wish I had a handmade Pikachu hoodie!

I would not meanie. Granted, but it's made for a stuffed animal. I wish I wasn't so cold again!

Granted, now I'm with you pestering you all day! I wish I had some protein pancakes right now!

Rude. Granted, but I ran off with them. I wish I had a wookie.