Corruption

Hahaha! Granted, but my manga is more awesome. I wish I could visit the Florida Keys without the stupid heat.

I've been to the Florida keys plenty of times! Granted, I'd take you there and make you go to all the cool places! I wish I had a private jet so I could come visit you!

I hate the heat though. Granted, but I'd dump a bucket of ice on you. I wish I live in a house inside a mountain.

Not nice! Granted, there are lots of landslides all day. I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted whenever I felt like it!

Hehe Granted, but there's nooooo way you'd find me. I wish I had an electric blanket.

I have one of those! Granted, then you wouldn't need me to warm you up! I wish I was British.

Awwww okay... Granted, then I'd make you say a whole bunch of words so I can laugh. I wish could understand every language spoken.

Granted, however you can no longer speak. I wish luxus and Chibi Pika-chan would confess to each other.

Granted, done, and you don't know what was confessed! I wish to have a Pikachu hoodie in real life.

Hahahahahhaa!! Granted, but you stole it from me and made me really sad. I wish I had a stone well in my backyard.