Corruption

Hahahaha! Granted, it gives me dinners for like a month! I wish I was 7 feet tall!

Stop eating my dinos! Granted, you're a 7 foot tall rock. I wish I had more waffles. Do not eat them!

Granted, I fill them with lots of protein powder! I wish I had some of your homemade waffles!

Granted! But I'd make them super spicy. I wish I had owned the Millennium Falcon. You stay away.

Ewwww, spicy waffles, sounds gross! Granted, the Sith lords are chasing after you every day. I wish I could meet Tony Jaa!

I wouldn't do that really. Granted, but he'd think you're a total nerd and a fanboy ^^ I wish I had a caribou farm. With a fence.

Granted, it's a whole farm of creepy Caribou from One Piece. http://onepiecelove.altervista.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/20120122212243Caribou_Anime_Infobox.png I wish I was in Alaska right now!

No! Not cool!! Dummy! Granted! But I'd start a giant snowball fight with you and win! I wish I the Sunny was my ship. Full sized, not a model.

Hahaha, I want snow! Granted, the Marine Admirals would be hunting you at all times. I wish I was made of steel!

My snow! Granted, but I'd throw you in a volcano and see what would happen. I wish I had an ice castle in Antarctica.