Corruption

What's with you and the Sahara desert? Granted. What do you want? I wish I wasn't freezing!!

Granted, now you have all my blankets and are too warm! I wish my dog wasn't so weird...

Granted, but the weirdness in now me. I wish I could own a giant telescope.

Granted, the stars dissappear I wish to have more Tony Jaa movies!

Granted, but I'd take them from you and hide them. I wish I had a type writer that works.

Granted, I'd remove all the keys I wish I had a pet baby elephant to protect!

Granted, but it's a robotic baby elephant. I wish I had a stegosaurus. You know what that is?

I know dinosaurs!! Granted, I eat it cuz it looks tasty! I wish Jurassic Park was a real place!

Oh really? I didn't know that. Granted, but you'd be the first to die. I wish I had an A-10 Thunderbolt.

Granted, I strike it with actual lightning I wish I owned the 76ers. (Go ahead and look that one up!)