Corruption

Granted, but now your too young to date I wish I could really grant wishes

Granted but none came true. I wish there's no global warming.

Granted, there is now global freezing. I wish I owned the real Batmobile.

Granted, but you have no control over it and keep crashing into buildings. I wish I could bend all elements.

Granted, but there is very little to no effect (make a pebble roll over, cause a ripple, etc.) I wish I was fit and muscular without having to put in the effort to get it and keep it up.

Granted, but you only become muscular and fit for 30 secs then gain a little more weight. I wish we could meet and talk to aliens.

Granted but they are giant amazon aliens that sentenced you to death by snu snu! http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/thumbnails/2387534dad134b37a0e02aa7716e5b358da544bbbcb5dc815de6f53c50b814cb[1].jpg I wish that we can finally explore the deepest part of the sea.

Tf lol. Granted, but you get attacked and killed by unknown species when you're in the deepest part. I wish we could live on pluto.

granted an asteroid crashes into the planet i wish for a harem full of pretty girls

Granted, but they turn out to be boys cross dressing as pretty girls. I wish we all have super powers.