Corruption

Granted but it was small like a grain of sand I wish or a funny pikachu gif image.

Granted https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e4/6f/88/e46f887e5c87b7541661eb984c9b6087.jpg Think about that next time your showering.... I wish I didn't have to work saturday. :((

Don't even wanna know... Granted, and you never work again. I wish for pet whale shark.

How am I supposed to pay the bills then, I'll not be able to eat! Granted, he only comes around once every 20 years. I wish I had a tiger that won't eat me!!

Pay me in lollipops and I'll cook. Maybe. Granted, but he's my pet now. I wish I could play the chamber organ.

Chamber organ, that's hardcore! Granted, but you lost all your fingers from my tiger. I wish I had cooler car

You big meanie! Granted, but I stole it and crashed it. Now you have to pay the insurance. I wish I had a buffalo farm with a fence, plenty of food and water for them too.

Man, you're getting more and more destructive... Granted, I won't let you eat them. I wish I worked for Disney!

You started it by sinking my battleship. Granted, but they suddenly went bankrupt. I wish I had a Shetland pony.

granted but you killed it by accident i wish i had a husky