Corruption

Granted, but it would be outdated. I wish I had an army of pikachu.

Hahaha! Granted, I have an army of Raichu! I wish I sang like Josh Groban!

Granted you sing like him after he loses his voice I wish i was in a famous band

Granted, but with you in it, it becomes not famous. I wish I owned a guitar!

Granted, but you stole it from me and I steal it back. I wish I had a Morgan horse.

You know horses too! Granted, it likes me better so it comes to be mine I wish I had a ferrari that isn't stolen by you or crashes

Granted but you have to sell it to afford your gym membership I wish i could be as buff as this guy http://www.baltimoremagazine.net/old-site/sites/all/files/images/wp-import/maxspace/2008/12/benjaminbutton-poster.jpg

Granted, but it'd only be for a day. I wish I had a spinosaurus that doesn't eat me.

granted but its just a skeleton of one i wish noragami season 2 episode 5 came out today ;-;

Granted, want that to happen too so I won't put anything. I wish I had a library of anime and manga. And do no burn it down.