Corruption

Haha, a gorilla... Granted, but you'd crash it into a gorilla. :) I wish I was best friends with Conan O'Brien!

Meanie Granted, but I'd be better friends with him. I wish I a super pikachu that couldn't be caught. Ever.

Hahaha! Granted, now I can't catch you. :( I wish I was done work

Everyone is trying to catch me. I wanna be free! Granted, but I'd give you more work. I wish I had a Lockheed SR-71. It's a fast one and no you are not stealing it.

Granted, I fill it with rice! I wish for some pizza, and you can't have any Pika!

Poor Blackbird. Granted, but I'd take it from you and give it to my dogs. I wish I could play chess. And you won't beat me.

Mean! Granted, now you're stuck playing against me all the time! I wish I was as talented as Mozart!

Dang not cool. Granted, but I'm a better piano player than you~ I wish I owned a protected rain forest and built my house there.

Lame! Granted, your house is home to cheetahs and other vicious animals that want to eat you. I wish for adamantium bones! Oh and claws too!

Cheetahs don't live in the rain forest Luxus. Granted, but I'd have the Silver Samurai go after you. I wish I knew how to play Chinese checkers.