Corruption

Granted, but me Pikachu, is faster. I wish I had a apple tree. No rotten or infested.

Granted, I chop down the tree and replace it with a pear tree. I wish to have all the strength of Paul Bunyan!

Oh I like pear too. Granted, but you can't have Babe the Blue Ox because I took him. I wish I had a pumpkin patch. And don't you dare smash it!

I'm allergic to pears and apples... Granted, I send an ogre to keep you from the patch. I wish my profile picture wasn't so lame....

Dang but it looks cute! Granted, but I'd just post another cute one. I wish I had a watermelon field. You stay away too!

Look, even Luxus hates himself right now... Granted, it's actually only melons in a field of water... I wish I was a really cool dog!

Don't care. Still adorable. Granted, but I'd be a cooler dog. I wish I had beach house.

Granted, but I'd come crash your beach house! I wish I could learn through osmosis!

Bring oreos and I'll give you a buffa-burger! Granted, but I'd be a faster and better learner. I wish I lived in a rain forest.

Granted, all it does is rain I wish to own a G43!