Corruption

Actually I don't~ Granted, but the rest of your life would suck. I wish I had pet alligator that won't eat me.

Hahaha, i like how you add won't eat me at the end of all the animal wishes. Granted, it eats a moose instead and chokes on it. I wish Bruce Lee was still alive!

Because people would make them eat me! Granted, but he'd never want to be friends with you. I wish I had a F-22 Raptor that wasn't a model!

Hahahaha, rude! Granted, but it has no engine! I wish I could dance half as good as these kids and not like I am having a seizure... https://media.giphy.com/media/1e4CgsRnTQJFK/giphy.gif

Haha and it's not a naval base. It's an air force base. Granted, but only for a day then you'd lose the ability to walk. I wish I had tank, not a model tank either.

Haha, shoot, I knew it was something like that, I had a friend who lived on the base for a while out there. But I try to forget that affair, lol. And your getting better at these wishes. Granted, but you only have it for a day before the Germans come and confiscate their tank. I wish to read your book!!

I have a creative mind and learning as I go. Granted, but it wouldn't be a signed copy and it'd be in Japanese ^3^ I wish I had a Ferris wheel.

Aww, I don't know Japanese! (Except the usual greetings and how to ask for someone's phone number, lol) Granted, it was a haunted ferris wheel... I wish I had a pet dragon that wouldn't eat me or squash me!

Oh a how fun! Granted, but it would die after a day. I wish I owned a haunted house and I was unaffected by the evil.

Granted, you are the evil. I wish to go to the world of Narnia!