Corruption

Lol. Granted, it's really Arnold Schwarzenegger and he's trying to kill you. I wish I lived in Alaska during the summers.

Ah! The Terminator! Granted, but you'd be swarm by bugs like everyone else up here. I wish I had a yellow submarine.

Haha, granted, now you live with pervy old Paul McCartney. I wish I had a time machine.

No! Granted, but the machine would be stuck in the time of the dinosaurs. I wish I could Latin.

Lol, speak Latin? Then they'd make you translate ancient Latin manuscripts all day. I wish I was the president of the US.

Fine by me~ Granted, but all the humans would be animals. I wish I lived on the moon. By myself.

Granted, but no one knows your up there and you get no supplies and die of starvation. I wish the Eagles make a miraculous come back.

Mean~ granted, but it will never happen again. I wish for an aircraft carrier that will not be sunk by you Luxus!

Granted, but it's infested by mice. I wish to not be depressed tomorrow cuz the Eagles lost... :(

Aww poor Lux Granted, but you'd have to be depressed every other day. I wish people would stop being greedy for money.