Corruption

Granted, but whatever you're living on gets over run by Xenomorphs. I wish I had the ability to suspend time.

granted but its only your time everyone elses moves on i wish pika-chan would let me catch her

Granted, but you can only keep me for 30 minutes. I wish I could have a battleship.

Granted, I sunk your battleship. I wish I had a cute girl to watch the Eagles game with me!

Why did you sink it? Granted, but she'd never want to see you again. I wish I had a giraffe.

Hahahaha, rude! Granted, it's a stuffed giraffe. I wish I was Superman!

You sunk my battleship! Granted, but you won't be able to have any of the powers of Superman. I wish I was a satellite.

I'm sorry! :( Granted, the station on earth breaks down and now you are just stuck in orbit with no purpose. I wish to be eating pizza!

^.^ Granted, but that's all you'll ever be able to eat from now on. I wish I had a herd of zebra.

Lol if you know what you are doing, anything can be put ON the pizza as toppings #UltimateFood Granted, but the Zebra all speak like Chris Rock and never allow you to sleep I wish I could prevent any of my wishes from being nullified