Corruption

Granted you get pants in front of your biggest crush and your wearing your favorite scooby doo underwear... I wish I wasn't always hungry.

Granted but all you can eat is sugar. I wish for a lollipop that never goes away.

Granted but you cant taste anything i wish i had a soul

Granted, but now you have no body and are destined to float around the Earth as a spirit for the rest of your life. I wish I was a superhero!

Granted your now skinnyman the super hero who is just a bag of bones and looks nothing like dwayne johnson I wish senpai would notice me

Granted ;D but now ur senpai and no one notices you i wish i was dwayne johnson

Granted, now you're geeky and chubby high school Dewayne Johnson. I wish I was made out of hot dogs!

Granted, now you must run and hide from dogs and cats or you're dead. skinnyman XD I wish I had a guitar.

Granted, but you would never be able to learn to play it. I wish I live in Antarctica.

Granted but got devoured by a polar bear. I wish people will only take what they can consume on buffets.