Corruption

You pass your finals, but due to an error you passed the wrong ones. I wish I had a big, never-ending bag of weed.

Granted, but you were so STONED that you thought you had a never ending bag of weed but turns out you have a never ending bag of grass. I wish everyone was a hermit crab

Granted but they don't have shells, now everyone is just crabby. I wish to revive this thread because it's very funny.

Granted but.. You actually succeeded without failing :c gg wp I wish I could get a rhinoplasty

Granted. You look like Michael Jackson. I wish cops were no longer racist when they had the badge on

Kichi beat me, I was about to say the same. Granted but they now look at you in a very seductive way while licking their lips. I wish I had breakfast.

Granted, but it will be raw coffee beans and uncooked sausage. I wish I had parents

Granted. Your the son of Martha & Thomas Wayne. I wish I had a library full of manga & anime

Granted, you don't have any money left to buy food. I wish people would not play Pokemon GO while driving.

Granted, but they would play Clash of Clan while driving. I wish I had a KFC right next to my place.