Truth or Dare

@Midas Shit man, that's actually a hard question. There's plenty of terrible things I've done and tried to hide, but I was always successful at hiding them. I was a bold little asshole so there were shitty things I've done when I was younger and never even tried to hide them like when sonic adventure 2 came out I used my dad's credit card to buy it online and seriously didn't give a fuck. The things I tried to hide but failed horribly were little things like eating the last cookie or something. :u

oohhhh i thought you ment doing anal still not very depraved, thinking about where the male gspot is located >w> *shaming someone for not having crazy outlandish illegal fantasies* truth for all who want one what mythical creature would you want as a pet? one you can actual realistically house and feed

@Lamby, Gryphon. Truth!

@midas Alright, I'll tell you a tale of a little sociopath-kaiser. Lamby already heard this story actually. xD Basically when I was in 6th grade there was this kid who used to bother me who was in my homeroom and also rode the same bus to and from school, I wasn't the biggest fan of him of course and would relish the opportunity to absolutely destroy him whether it's mentally or physically. I was close to the physical option but one day he brought a brand new copy of Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3 (this was when it first came out on ps2) to school and was showing it off to his friends in homeroom. He was obviously hyped as hell to play it, would be devastated if something happened to it, I wanted to hurt him emotionally, and I also wanted the game myself so it'd be two birds with one stone. I kept a close eye on where he put it in his backpack and memorized it so I can make my move later in the day when he takes his backpack out of his locker. The first chance I got I swiped it out of his backpack and put it in a a pocket on the inside of my backpack so even if someone searched through my stuff they'd have to do it thoroughly and the list of suspects was too long for them to do that of course, there'd only be like 10 minutes until the buses start pulling up in front of the school at that point. So yeah, moments before we're about to leave homeroom to go home, he realizes it's gone and is already bawling at this point so the home room teacher is going around just doing quick questions to everyone. I told them with a complete poker face that I had no idea what happened, but there was one other kid who was acting a little suspicious like he was obviously jealous so he might have done it, slipped out of the classroom as soon as the bell rung and hopped on the bus home. Nobody suspected a thing and I got to watch that kid just bawling with a snotty nose the entire ride home, I couldn't help but grin the entire time. Thus ends the tale of edgy kaiser-kun. :u