Truth or Dare

Let's keep it light...truth@anyone "Awkward moment in a grocery store"

I was doing groceries and I went to get onions and when I came back I moved along and when I started walking a bit and heard like... a yawn and I looked in my cart and there was a baby and I was like... did I just step in a time loop... and the mom was like Uh? And I took my onions out so quick and left to get my cart lol.

@Miya I worked at one so I have a whole laundry list -guy crapping himself -90 year old ladies getting in a fist fight -midget stealing motorized shopping cart and driving through the store with a bar -man stripping in front of the deli counter and rolling around butt naked -employees smearing an entire wall with BBQ sauce - finding a bedroom set up in the attic that didn't look entirely abandoned - guys dueling in the meat section with butcher knives with their dicks hanging out - crackheads in the bathroom doing crackhead stuff, and having to drag them out There's more, but those instances can't really be posted about haha

rofl I hope I wasn't there when I bought that pack of fresh sausage Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）

I saw I guy recognized from school at the store and awkwardly "waved" at him. He saw me at school the next day and did the same wave back to me and laughed. It was embarrassing that was what he remembered me by, but we got along for awhile until it turned out he was a popularity freak.

I've seen a man with a cellphone (turned off) walking around loudly repeating "Time travel! Forward!.......Time Travel! Reverse Time travel....! Notify US Government reversing travel!....Prostate procedure &@%#*..." I had no idea where "prostate" came from (｡-_-｡)