Truth or Dare

im dealin you a truth maximus whats your ideal waifu, personality and all

4 Jars?! Holy moly. I'm gonna answer my truth shortly, gotta go do some RL stuff real quick.

@Max its honey lemon tea. <3 good for sour throat and really relaxing. ^w^ drinking it at the park make's it more refreshing.

ew irl *hisses* the truth will duplicate and go onto Mhar, whats your dream waifu like, looks and all also mhar you should try orange spice tea :3 so good <3!

Got all the RL-cooking stuff out of the way now. Dinner coming up. :3 My ideal waifu... Her height doesn't really matter, as long as she isn't super small or tall. Preference is if she's like 10-15cm smaller than me. Her hair should be shoulder long or shorter. Color doesn't matter, as long as it's a natural color. (I like your hair in the older pics, Lamby.) Her face should be nice and cute, I love looking my waifu into the eyes. I know "nice and cute" are very subjective. Her body overall should be somewhat tiny. I like petite women. Though sometimes a little more isn't too bad, either. I want nice boobs! I don't care about her butt, but I really want her to have nice boobs. xD Now for her character: She should talk to me, if there are any problems. I demand absolute trust and openness. That's the ground rule. She should be either "cute and innocent" or "boyish, like my best pal". She should be an indoors-cat, like me. I want to be able to just lie in bed with her all day, bingewatching things or playing games. She should be able to handle my inner closet perv. (He's very damn pervy!) I would like her to be at least somewhat intelligent and interested in her own subjects, so I can have a good conversation with her from time to time. And I want her to be a little dependent on me. I love taking care of my waifu, and I love spending time with her. Yup... That's about it. Find me that and I will love it and keep it forever.

Truth; has someone ever licked a part of you Dare; lick someone

truth: yes dare: no

1. Yes 2. If I do it right now I'd be fired for harassment at work...

Dare meee~ And I don't have someone to lick, and no, I'm not licking my guinea pigs.

yup, a loli >w> just as i assumed sounds your dream waifu might be her https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d4/7d/b7/d47db701a15f0790f8c4592acd9de4d7--heavens-chicas-anime.jpg or http://i.imgur.com/abPxSuP.png