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redhawk
Aug 10, 16 at 6:34am
@Hooded Of course lol Heat Style https://38.media.tumblr.com/38f300051a13b3eb4b68774bdba20a33/tumblr_ngxt83C4F01r04g55o1_500.gif (minus the cop shootout part of it)
cinnamoon
Aug 10, 16 at 6:36am
@Pita, oooooh, so many places. Ireland, Japan, Monet's garden, the Grand Canyon, Disney World, Hawaii, Maldives, cental and Southern Mexico, Salem, Mass.
burninghalo
Okay, this one I stole from RT. Anyone who wants to can answer it. Say there's a guy who looks like this: https://thevelvetrocket.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/80238.jpg?w=610 He's a money Genie. and he'll pay for everything you ever need to spend money on for the rest of your life BUT you can only ever pay for things with him. Anything that requires money even just a soda from a vending machine or paying your bills you HAVE to use him. And he offers you this on the condition that every time you spend money he puts his finger in his mouth to lube it up and then slides it up your ass for 2 seconds. You can eat fancy every night, buy membership to any club, own 50 jets if you so desire but every time the transaction is made.. http://ghk.h-cdn.co/assets/15/19/1430932588-lipstick-trick-gif.gif Would you take him up on his offer?
burninghalo
I mean you're set for life but still...
cinnamoon
Aug 10, 16 at 6:45am
@Halo, Yes, because I only need to do it once, buy a shit ton of stock and land and then reap the rewards for the rest of my life.
leeks
Aug 10, 16 at 6:45am
Can you pay things in advance? So instead of paying the bills every month, you put a bunch of money on at once so you're fine for a few years? >.> Get him to dump a heckload of money in my paypal and shit?
burninghalo
Cinna I did say specifically "Anything that requires money even just a soda from a vending machine or paying your bills you HAVE to use him.". So unless you want to buy all of your food preserved or walk everywhere(gas and taxis cost money) you WILL be using him./ No finessing your way out of it.
lenny82
Hell yes I would do that! Its a lot less painful than 40+ hours a week at work. Who knows I may even enjoy it ;)
hoodedfang
Aug 10, 16 at 6:47am
If done right, I could just make one REALLY big single transaction about once or twice a year. Like just add everything up and pay for it all at once. But I think I'll pass on that. XD
burninghalo
And Leeks the same. I told you both ANYTHING that requires money even just a soda from a vending machine or paying your bills you HAVE to use him.If you can pay all your bills for a year at once then great but no you cannot put money aside and use it yourself. You have to let him pay for it.
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