"Creepydoll aka anise bloghart fan base"

I love Donnie. 8I There's nothing more comically attractive than someone who shares their own self-loathe with the world.

One time I saw some fruit fall off my counter and hit the floor, getting it all dirty and stuff. I white knighted the floor, obviously, and claimed the fruit raped it. Now the floor and I are best buddies. But then one time I tripped over my own foot and gravity white knighted my foot and next thing I knew, the floor was rising up to meet my face. Turned out to be a good thing though as the floor and I got real intimate. There were all kinds of fluids being shared. Saliva, snot, blood, dust, 3 month old coffee stain residue.