Looking for crazy people.

@everyone ~ holy shit hi @mariahaise ~ I can't call you the goddess of death, maybe like the underling or the shadow of the goddess of death (because she is really really twisted on the most insane level). @theothertwin13 ~ Eccentric is a nice way of putting crazy on a resume. "I'm very eccentric when you tell me how to do my job that I give you free staples by inserting them in your body in various places."

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5dn31itn1qeumowo1_500.gif Okay,here's a question if you choke a smurf what color would it turn?

They don't. Only white people turn blue when they choke. White people also turn pink when they blush. Red when they're mad. green with envy and if you hit them they get black & purple bruises. But I'm "colored"

@Vollmacht ~ What's a hetero? Is it some form of animal? @trahecreations ~ Purple, and then you eat them like a grape. @kichigai ~ What in the actual fuck? I've made a black man blush before.

yaasshat is mah nig. also, i don't doubt you can make a black man blush. but unless he's a light bright, it doesn't show. has anyone seen Avenue Q on Broadway besides me? shit was great