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The Worst Pickup Lines

jojoni
Sep 07, 15 at 7:23am
Would you like to have sex in the beach with me?http://i.ytimg.com/vi/67tCaeG7d4Q/hqdefault.jpg
jojoni
Sep 07, 15 at 1:19pm
You turn my software into hardware.
combatd
Sep 09, 15 at 1:53am
"Is your dad a lumberjack? When I look at you, I get wood in my pants!"
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donnierye
Sep 09, 15 at 10:04pm
You look like my third wife. I've only been married twice.
radiance
Sep 09, 15 at 10:13pm
That WoW pickup line video on YT is pretty golden.
kc_watz
Sep 09, 15 at 11:30pm
This ones from an old buddy~ Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van. Beautiful isnt it? Or like another buddy says as we go driving (he rolls down the window and screams to every female or actual cat)~ Ay gurl lemme holla at that p#$$y. Classy.
coffeelink
"If i was your uncle, You'd be my favorite Niece... Can i come home with you?"
yanderelolita
"Hey bby!, Are you a model? How about you work that a$$ up and down my catwalk"
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