Funny Memories

We all have funny stuff in our past. How about we share our amusement. Example: when I was little my father confused my favorite book with my favorite food. He proudly danced over to me with a dish and said "I made your favorite! Green Eggs And Ham!" I told him "That is my favorite book, and I will not eat them Sam I am!"

lmaooooo . My funny memories are kind of raunchy/tasteless probably for these forums. I'll think of an appropriate one and report back xD

Well yesterday I misheard someone. I thought he said he was going to get Blackmail. When he said "I am going to get black mall" then we all agreed blackmail would be a funny cigarette name.

Oh oh oh i have one idk how funny it might be but i caught my brother eating cereal out of a zip lock bag with milk...the thing is he used chopsticks to eat it lmao funniest thing i saw that day

Once I was having chocolate cravings really, really bad. We had none in the house. I don't remember much but I ended up destroying the kitchen in my search for chocolate. My mom came at the moment I was hanging on a cabinet door that had me able to see over the fridge, I saw her and cried "Where's the chocolate?! You are hiding Chocolate! Give me the Chocolate! CHOCOLATE!!!" she turned to my brother, handed him a 20 and told him to go down to the corner store to get me chocolate. he asked why couldn't I go and she said "Seriously she would kill someone for it, just get her some before she levels the house." On a side note, I have gotten better since then. or at least we have had chocolate in the house always

I was working sound for a burlesque show and I was just dying at the reactions of my male co-workers when the guys started stripping too. Due to where the sound and lighting boards were, we had a nice view of a whole row of man ass. We were specifically picking on one of the guys because he kept muttering "nightmares, nightmares" and he had the most expressive face. Especially when pants just came flying off and all these guys were in sparkly thongs. Best night lol