Yo momma jokes

Give some of your best. Yo mommas like lettuce, 25 cents a head.

Yo momma's rated E for everyone. Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and materia popped out

Haha, I heard that same one, except with skittles. Yo mommas so huge that on their honeymoon, your dad hired a guide.

Yo mama is so fat when metor was summoned it turned around because the force of gravity pushed it away. FF7 is particularly fun to do yo mama jokes to

Your mother has the weight problems so severely that the doctors comment she should eat more of the fruits and vegetables!