ANIME "CAPTION ME CONTEST" can YOU come up with the best captions?

I Don't Always Save The Day http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/659986-goku_super.jpg But When I Do, It Takes Me 11 Episodes There's Something On Your Face! http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/769623-sabagebu_episode2_omake_7.gif IT WAS PAIN http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1/18405/793588-orenchi_no_furo_jijou___01___large_13_super.jpg That feel when you takin a bath and start questioning your life

That feeling when you know your gonna get it after you get out the bath http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1/18405/793588-orenchi_no_furo_jijou___01___large_13_super.jpg Asch trying to pick up girls http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/769623-sabagebu_episode2_omake_7.gif [Insert scream that lasts 4 episodes here] http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/659986-goku_super.jpg

Finally gets a girl http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1/18405/793588-orenchi_no_furo_jijou___01___large_13_super.jpg Can't have sex with her. True, I killed your family, but you're not gonna hurt a g- http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/769623-sabagebu_episode2_omake_7.gif Bitch, I'm Goku! I have dragon balls! http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/659986-goku_super.jpg

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/769623-sabagebu_episode2_omake_7.gif "I SAID NO MORE YAOI!!" http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/69/659986-goku_super.jpg "And so this is my spanking hand... it's also why I'm hiding in the afterlife from manga_bird...but don't tell me wife chichi, otherwise il get in big trouble"