This or That

Fingernail. Madonna or Michael Jackson

none. I guess 80s Madonna or 90s MJ.....80s MJ? Madonna Jackson? Michael Jackson it is. Get bitten by a shark or a lion?

I can't swim lol So dead... I mean Lion Punch a Grizzly in the face or headbutt a Rhino

Grizzly in the face. Bikini wax or head waxed?

There's no way in hell I'm waxing my scalp lol Bikini. Run the track between two NYC subway stops (next train behind you) or try outrun an avalanche lol

avalanche of snow. Artificially inseminate a horse or woman?

Well... I do like horses (best of all the animals) so I'll say horse. Frostbite or severe burn on the soles of your feet.

http://youtu.be/IHGaRQIGYG4 burns. parasitic worms in your intestines or in your eyes?

Intestine plz. You have the pick the system you will use exclusively from now on. Gameboy (*THE* Gameboy) or PS1