BAD JOKES =D

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

Two turtles walk into a bush, only ones walks out. The other is dead The other turtle is a deranged psychopath. The turtle died from food poisoning. It was turtle soup. Both turtles are dead now. Outside joke.

I sold my vacuum cleaner. All it ever did was collect dust What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt What's a frog's favorite drink? Croaka Cola. Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber. http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/f8d0579d3ea0da2ec00484341ee3cfd01298772590_full.jpg

My faith in humanity at that last one. XD https://media.giphy.com/media/176PAmzjLjtMQ/giphy-downsized-large.gif