Spiders

Saw this on my News Feed just now http://www.wusa9.com/story/news/world/2014/10/19/goliath-birdeater-spider-newser/17571805/ Puppy-sized spiders.

Is it strange I love looking at Tarantulas but hate all the rest of spiders its just something about them being small an creepy crawly is horrific to me..

I am gonna be in the minority but I don't hate spiders. I admit I used to fear the webs (not the things that made them) because the webs were so sticky and icky I thought if you got caught too long you would be poisoned. I still don't like the physical feeling of walking face first into a Web I can not see, but no fear of spiders... plus they get rid of pest insects, like wasps who sting people in the eye or under the nose... or mosquitoes who swarm and give people literally 80 bitespecially at once... That was a rough summer...

I like spiders! If they don't mess with me, I'd never mess with them. They look so cool and are photogenic as can be! But of course if one is running toward me or something I'd be the first to sprint away.

I'm absolutely terrified of anything that crawls on more than 4. I see one inside my bedroom will render me sleepless all night- what if it crawl onto me when I'm sleeping? or worse yet, into my mouth! But I can not bring myself to stomp or kill them. One time, I find a baby-sized cockroach struggling to float on the water in the toilet bowl, so I took piece of paper and fished it out of there then let it crawl free outside the door. Getting back the bathroom 30 minutes later, I find another one in there again and I scooped it out once more. Right on the spot, I started wondering if that was the same one I took out earlier, and if it's suicidal. But immediately thought: wtf am I thinking. LOL. It's a bug. I Started walking out the bathroom, thinking like whatever, just let it be. And about 5 or 6 steps out the door, I turned back into the bathroom and closed the toilet seat cover. Yeah, wtf am I thinking.

-grabs all th spiders in the world, stuffs them into a sack, throws the sack into a river, and hurls the river into outerspace.- >:C