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momoichi
May 19, 14 at 5:28am
oh for the weird ones i like "does this smell like cloryphorm to you ^_^?" or "GET IN THE #$%#% VAN!!" oh one line that should actually be used (i use it quite often) "How much does a polar bear weigh?" "idk how much?" "enough to break the ice. hi im Monica" :D gets them giggling every time.
vampire_neko
The crazy part was he used them and they worked. He slept with more girls by the age of 18 than I have now. Although I'm way more interested in relationships than just sex. Lol, I like that last one.
momoichi
May 19, 14 at 5:38am
maybe it wasn't what he said but the ladys he said them to :P?
vampire_neko
Lol, we actually had the same taste in girls other than he went after the younger ones and I just tend to be shy and wait for the girl to make the first move which means I got friend zoned alot. I actually had to turn down alot of girls because many were jailbait at the time which were the same girls he went after. I was 24 when he was 18 for reference, met him when he was 15. I had alot of random friends, there was a regular group of us that would hang out downtown. Everyone called us townies. Ages ranged from 11 to some in their 40s. Crazy days back then, lots of sex and drugs, lots of crazy stories I have...
vampire_neko
Come over to Myspace and I'll Google all over your Facebook.
vampire_neko
They don't call me a super saiyan for nothing, come over to my place and I'll show you my Dragonballz! (Probably what Vegeta said to Bulma first time)
strawhatpele
May 25, 14 at 4:28pm
Grab your coat, you're pulled. haha
buji
Buji @buji commented on Pick up lines.
Jun 06, 14 at 11:39am
*Bumps* Do you like dubstep? Because I wub wub wub you!
imperialnutcase
if you want to know a decent one ladies message me i dont want people running off with an original T.T
metaljester
Jun 06, 14 at 12:24pm
Specifically for pokemon fans. I need to use safeguard because you just used attract on me.
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