This is for a special girl that i will one day meet :3

"if I act shy and cute and mysterious they might notice me"... Yeah if you are rich/fucking handsome or a gayass vampire. You got nothing to offer a girl.

Woman are materialistic and venomous, eluding to this nature with a veil of idealism and standards. Ted Bundy knew this very well, and I commemorated such a profound and enlightened man, by printing his picture and whacking my monkey over his face. If I stuck rod in my ass to the ground, the contractions of my prostate from these loads could make an earthquake Lex Luther himself would be envious of.

You'd give her a galaxy? Wouldn't that be dangerous considering what is in the center of all galaxies is a black hole? Sounds like your trying to kill that poor girl.