MelissaMCthe1OriginalGirL

That Kid You See On The Late Night Steet, You know, the one who wants to eat you! So I was walking down the street around 3AM, just for my usual walk.I see this random fat kid dressed up in a red plead shirt and a black shirt. She walks up to me and asks what my name is... So I start thinking she's lost or something... She demands me to answer her... I tell her[being a smart ass] I don't talk to strangers. She then gets this really mad look on her face and looks as if she's about to scream, but then she starts crying, crying, and crying... So I ask her what's wrong. She Says: I can't talk to strangers, so tell me your name so you're not a stranger. I don't get that she's tricking me at first, so I tell her my 'fake name' Kalime. Then I ask her why she's walking alone... She stops to think, then says: I'm not alone, you are here with me. She sniffs me, You smell good-She says to me. What the heck to you mean by that?! then she replies... May I eat you now? I look at her and think WTF?! and say hell no! She starts crying... Trying to make her feel better I put my hand on her shoulder, and She Bites Me! I pull my arm away and run for it, screaming Demon! I'm guessing I was right to call her that because she started chasing while singing happily... I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you, eat you up till there's no bones, oh I'm going to kill you- While I'm running I look back and realize she's really fast on her feet for a fat kid. I bump in to someone while running... It's a cop! The cop asks me why I was running.. I look behind me, the kid was gone... I turn around, looking up to the cop with fear on my face thinking, would he even believe me? No-I think to myself. I tell him I was just out on an early run and that I have work at 5AM, he says: Okay, just be careful and look where you're going next time. I apologize and hurry home, never to see that kid again. So my question to you all is, if you were walking late at night and a kid comes up to you and says: May I eat you? What would you do?