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amarantha
DELETED_USER @amarantha left a comment for Triscuit
Feb 11, 24 at 9:25am
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So I went to the Safari and Adventure Park and saw lots of Capybaras. I think I have a new favorite.
bob_loblaw
Triscuit @bob_loblaw Ha tiktok recently has been feeding me vids of these things xD They basically don't think they're ever in danger and trust anyone and anything. Their fur is also course instead of soft according to some specialized cafe in Japan or somewhere that lets these things roam around inside.
bob_loblaw
Dammit... it's stuck in my head... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8mRl-DT6rY
miarin
Rin @miarin left a comment for Triscuit
Feb 02, 24 at 7:03pm
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e8/b6/ba/e8b6ba6f499d949b6ecfdba2057c15b9.jpg jimin smile n.n can end wars
bob_loblaw
Triscuit @bob_loblaw That beautiful sonofabitch
bob_loblaw
What the OP sounds like to me: "How can I get the sex from a female while providing nothing of worth in return? Asking for a friend."
bob_loblaw
When you soak them with "Hi" and "Hey," but for some reason they don't reply to that rizz, then follow up with "Did you see my messages?" Also, when a girl (or anyone really) says anything at all, make sure to hit them with your know-it-all brilliance (guaranteed everyone will think ur super smart), utilizing this key segue: https://i.imgur.com/3KfgWQw.jpeg Additional tactics: -Tell them what you're eating for lunch -Reek of desperation -Be a narcissist (especially when you have nothing to be a narcissist for) -Show them your loli pic collection -Always play the "Nice Guy" card -Provide the bare minimum while thinking it's one of your best traits
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