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Cantaloupe and honeydew are abominations. Simple. Melons, I appreciate melons, of which those two are compost at best and not melons.

When buying a haunted doll online, you want something mundane and ironically creepy, not overly designed to be creepy. Don't forget to embed it with a chunk of Dragon's Blood Resin to amp up the haunting. And as far as spirits go, demons are pussies compared to pure bred fire elementals. You want burning scratches to appear? You want blood to be drawn? Fire elementals are the way to go. Demons just make a dark cloud hang over your place, ravens flying into your windows, and make people around you try to kill themselves. To a fire elemental, you're just livestock. And don't forget to treat it like a sub human, and desecrate its display pedestal with passive aggressive sticky notes. Give its already domineering malice something to burn, and make that territorial instinct feel nice and threatened. That'll give you a good haunting to freak out the youtubers. Happy Paranormal Day!

1. Whatever you did, worked! Your steed is out of that sinking mud, but now it's awfully dirty. Luckily the rain lets up at last. There's a river nearby, but it's a bit fast flowing. What would you like to do? ---------- I think I skipped a few steps but oh well Miss Moo Moo is free and that's all that matters. I clean my steed and myself I suppose. 2. Whatever you decide to do, a group of rowdy kids comes running up on your heels trying to antagonize your steed. What would you do? ------ I get a switch and beat a lesson into them, I mean teach them a lesson. 3. The kids either lose interest or you taught them a lesson. Finally you're heading the direction of the big city. It's got a beautiful palace in the center that you can see from here. You suddenly see a familiar looking cat waiting upon a tree branch. The cat jumps down onto your shoulder, it seems to want you to follow it. What would you like to do? ---------- eww the big city, a familiar cat? Wait is this my ghost cat friend that died with me a long time ago in a different scenario? I guess that means all I did before I null and void since I'm also dead already.

I plan on going for Firefly also. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlO4z29axuA

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