Once I was the silly guy that was able to produce weird sound effect and mimic anime characters.

Some facts about me:

I eat a dozen eggs a day
I own four cats (two of the four are siblings)
I'm the oldest of five
5'9, 150 lb
I work at Jewel Osco (started at May 1st)
I'm the only one in my family with green eyes
Currently have $35.23 in my piggy bank
I wear so many gray shirts
Along with 27 pairs of vans
I boil ramen noodles in pickle juice