"Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get coconut. Tough luck, eat it and move on."
My name's Cory and I currently live in Marble Falls. I don't know where to go from here, but first and foremost I'd like to find someone to be with, hopefully for an extended period of time.
I love black humor. That being said, I like to make fun of myself. It's easy because I don't fight back. If I did, I would be needy psychiatric help. Yes, I enjoy racist and sexist jokes. I enjoy jokes about others' misfortune. I enjoy jokes about the recently deceased. Does that means I am racist? No. I actually disowned my brother because he's a racist prick. Does that mean I'm sexist? No. But I DO hate double standards. Do I laugh at people's deaths? No, I laugh at clever jokes.
I'm also a hopeless romantic. My favorite emotion in the human spectrum of feeling is love by far, because no emotion comes even close to empowering a person like love can. I'm also really quiet when I first meet someone. This isn't necessarily because I'm shy (and I am), but because I'm trying to figure you out. I used to have a bad habit of judging books by their covers, so now I make sure I at least have an idea of who I'm talking to before I decide whether I like you or not. And I normally get along with everyone, so don't worry about it.
My name's Cory and I currently live in Marble Falls. I don't know where to go from here, but first and foremost I'd like to find someone to be with, hopefully for an extended period of time.
I love black humor. That being said, I like to make fun of myself. It's easy because I don't fight back. If I did, I would be needy psychiatric help. Yes, I enjoy racist and sexist jokes. I enjoy jokes about others' misfortune. I enjoy jokes about the recently deceased. Does that means I am racist? No. I actually disowned my brother because he's a racist prick. Does that mean I'm sexist? No. But I DO hate double standards. Do I laugh at people's deaths? No, I laugh at clever jokes.
I'm also a hopeless romantic. My favorite emotion in the human spectrum of feeling is love by far, because no emotion comes even close to empowering a person like love can. I'm also really quiet when I first meet someone. This isn't necessarily because I'm shy (and I am), but because I'm trying to figure you out. I used to have a bad habit of judging books by their covers, so now I make sure I at least have an idea of who I'm talking to before I decide whether I like you or not. And I normally get along with everyone, so don't worry about it.
